Wednesday, September 26, 2007

A Giggle for the Ladies

I received this message as an email forward... it was too cute not to share! Enjoy!

One for the girls
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots,
Please no gray.
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy,
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord,
For all that you've done.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!
Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
*Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day!!!


Beauty Marked! said...

LOL! Thanks for that, Gorgeous One! Right up my alley for sure! It is looking ultra fab around here.

BM! xx

yummy411 said...

hola lady! good to hear from you =) i thought it was cute and funny.. thanks for the compliments!